Beyonce breaks iTune record, releases two new music videos
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What's with romance these days? [Just for the Guys]
According to some Tanzanian men,Women in Dar have standards and names or rather say sweet pet names and nicknames for their lovers, boyfriends depends on the quality of gifts with amount of money attached to them....... very interesting!
Here is how you can do your bit to make it easier for her:
If you give her between Tzs 50,000-90,000:
You will be called your NAME only with NO frills
Good morning Kelvin..Hello Kelvin
How is your Day...Goodnite Kelvin
Between Tzs 100,000 - 150,000
You will be called DEAR .
Morning Dear..how are you
Dear .. Have you eaten your lunch???
Good night dear
Dear .. Have you eaten your lunch???
Good night dear
Dear....don't forget to wake me up in the morning
Between Tzs 200,000-300000
Here you will be called BABE .
Babe hows ur day .. Babe very sick today
Babe,I'm I going to see u later?
Babe,I'm missing you like crazy
Babe,I'm missing you like crazy
Tzs 300,000 and above
You will be called HUBBY,loved more and she'll share every little and unnecessary detail with you
Hubby ... I stumbled ...
Hubby, now I'm closing the door ...
Hubby,there's a cockroach in my room,pls come sleep with me
Hubby do you really love me?? when are you gonna marry me?
These days Romance is like a MENU,? ... You are free to choose any name you wish.
Just be sure you've crafted a big enough wallet and make good use of it! so she calls you "hubby" before you die hehehe
But if you're stingy,you will most likely end up with DEAR and BABE pet names
P.S: If you have no money, you will end up with dry eyes and call hot or beautiful WOMEN sisters in law
Gents, whats your take on this....?
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Fake South African sign interpreter reportedly admitted to a psychiatric hospital
Thamsanqa Jantjie's wife reportedly took him to a psychiatric hospital near Johannesburg for a check-up on Tuesday December 18th, and the doctors suggested that he be admitted immediately, Johannesburg's The Star newspaper reports.
The past few days have been hard. We have been supportive because he might have had a breakdown," Mrs Jantjie is quoted as saying.
Meanwhile the company which employed him to interpret at the memorial have reportedly 'vanished'
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Virgin Airline reportedly launches first glass bottomed plane
In April 2013,an image above circulated online depicts a “Virgin Atlantic” plane with a glass bottom.
Virgin founder Richard Branson made an April Fool’s announcement via his online blog regarding a new “glass bottom” airline service.
The airline tweeted the below pictures showing how the service will look:
Well,I dont know if Is this real or fake!
Read more about Virgin Airline through http://www.virgin.com
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News alert: Apollo theatre roof collapse causing injuries.
Fire crews and ambulances are at the scene and some people have been removed on stretchers.
All those trapped by the debris have now been freed, said London Fire Brigade.
Eyewitnesses said some people had left the theatre bleeding.
London Ambulance Service said there are about 65 casualties, including walking wounded.
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Holiday greetings from Diddy & kids.
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Morogoro bus crash kills one and leaves 27 people critically injured
The "Hood bus service" carrying more than fifty passengers was making its way from Mbeya to Dar.
R.I.P the person who lost his/her life and Wishing a speed recovery to all the victims.
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"Going to Africa, hope I don't get aids. I'm white" PR exec Tweets
Justine Sacco, the communications director for InterActiveCorp, better known as IAC based in New York, tweeted what you see above from an airport in London on her way to board a flight to an African country. How a cringe-worthy statement like this is 'Just kidding' is beyond me.
Unfortunately for Ms Sacco she couldn't take the tweet down for hours because she was on a long flight to Africa...by the time she landed several hours later, not only was there an outcry on Twitter, her job was also on the line. The company she works for quickly responded by releasing a statement
This is an outrageous, offensive comment that does not reflect the views and values of IAC. Unfortunately, the employee in question is unreachable on an international flight, but this is a very serious matter and we are taking appropriate action.
The tweet was deleted late last night (American time) very early this morning (African time). Not only that, Ms Sacco's entire Twitter account has been deleted. There are also reports that she has been fired by IAC. What an ignorant and tasteless statement to make...even as a joke.
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Uhmm! no comment
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Another surprise from Beyoncé to her fans at Walmart store [video]
After picking some stuff including copies of her own CD, Bey went on the mic desk and announced that every shopper in store would receive a $50 Walmart gift card from the singer. A total of 750 cards worth $37,500 were gifted to the lucky ones. “Happy Holidays from Beyonce” for real.
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ENGAGED! Gabrielle Union & Dwyane Wade make it official!
The 41-year-old actress posted her new engagement ring on her Instagram to accompany a photo of the ring.
“Sooooo this happened… #Yessss”Wade, 32, also posted the same photo with the caption,
“She said YES!!! @itsgabrielleu”.
A few months ago, D-Wade gifted Gabby with a championship ring of her own as the players gift their wives, girlfriends and moms usually when they win their own rings.
Congrats to them!
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Kanye West is said to be the one who hooked up Khloé Kardashian with Matt Kemp BEFORE she filed for divorce!
According to the December 30 issue of UsWeekly, the match-making took place in November…while she was still [technically] married to Lamar Odom. A source told the magazine:
Matt’s manager is one of Kanye’s best friends. Kanye suggested his manager hook them up.
After Khloé returned from her trip to Australia on November 22 and saw that video of her husband Lamar Odom, rapping about cheating ‘on the DL’ the 29 year-old reality star took her wedding rings off.
Khloé was last seen leaving a gym in LA on Tuesday She was reported to be looking sad. Even though they’ve been lots of speculation that Khloé and Matt are now dating, the pair are keeping silent about it all. Khloé even tweeted:
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Beyoncé finally admits to being a member of the Illuminati?
Rumors have swirled since the episode’s taping; many fans wondered why Oprah never questioned the star about her alleged Illuminati ties and commented that it might be due to Oprah’s own participation in Illuminati activities.
Less than three seconds into the interview, Oprah turned to Beyoncé and said
So, you know what I’m gonna say to you … the Illuminati.
From there, Bey delved into her beginnings with the group, their assistance in her rise to fame, and her recent promotion to the highest ranks of the order.
Beyoncé says she finally came clean after feeling guilty over all the undue credit she’s been given.
People keep thinking I’m this magical ageless beauty, when really that’s the result of consuming all these blood sacrifices.
Oprah interjected,
You still work hard, and you’re raising a beautiful daughter.” Beyoncé remained critical: “People ask me how I juggled my career and pregnancy without understanding that reptilian pregnancies last only two months.
Oprah’s surprised reaction following this statement has been deemed inauthentic by fans. As godmother to Blue Ivy, she would have presumably been present at both the conception ritual and birth ceremony.
The pinnacle of the interview was when Oprah solemnly asked if the Illuminati was behind the death of Whitney Houston.
Yes, that was us. I was there for that. But at the time I felt, in my heart, that that was what she would have wanted, said Beyoncé.She had a good run.
When it came time to discuss husband Jay-Z’s possible ties to the Illuminati, Beyoncé said:
That’s something I’d like to keep private. I don’t like to air my family affairs out in the open.”
“You’re keeping something for yourself?” replied Oprah. “Yes, exactly.”
Asked if she’d do anything differently looking back, Beyoncé says:
I can’t say so for sure. I’m a different person now. I became the queen that I am through this process and I’ve learned a lot from my mistakes.
Oprah recanted:
I’ve had some of my greatest revelations through my biggest failures.... The two then smiled at each other knowingly.
The interview delved only briefly into current Illuminati plans. Oprah asked:
Do you think the Illuminati will succeed in destroying world governments and world economies?
Beyoncé smiled coyly:
We’ll just have to wait and find out.
At the end of the interview, Oprah held Beyoncé’s hand in hers and whispered,
Thank you for being so brave.
Then the two embraced and turned to a cheering audience while flashing the devil’s sign and smiling.
This story was published by Reductress…the one and only fake women’s news magazine.
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Adele is honoured with MBE by Prince Charles
British singer, Adele was honoured in Buckingham Palace, today. She was bestowed with Member of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire (MBE).
The singer rocked a £945 Stella McCartney midnight blue prom dress as she accepted her medal from Charles, the Prince of Wales. The 25-year-old mother of one also accessorised her fingernails with tiny crowns. Her nails were painted royal blue and the nails on the ring fingers of both hands featured tiny silver-coloured crowns decorated with red stones.
Adele also used Beauty Works GOLD Weft extensions to create her voluminous updo. Speaking after the presentation, Adele said her visit to Buckingham Palace to receive her MBE was a ‘very posh’ affair. The singer said:
The singer rocked a £945 Stella McCartney midnight blue prom dress as she accepted her medal from Charles, the Prince of Wales. The 25-year-old mother of one also accessorised her fingernails with tiny crowns. Her nails were painted royal blue and the nails on the ring fingers of both hands featured tiny silver-coloured crowns decorated with red stones.
Adele also used Beauty Works GOLD Weft extensions to create her voluminous updo. Speaking after the presentation, Adele said her visit to Buckingham Palace to receive her MBE was a ‘very posh’ affair. The singer said:
It was an honour to be recognised and a very proud moment to be awarded alongside such wonderful and inspirational people. Very posh indeed.”Congratulations, Adele!
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Justine Sacco apologizes for offensive AIDS tweet after being fired
Justine Sacco, the PR Exec at InterActiveCorp, who tweeted"Going to Africa, hope I don't get AIDS' has issued a statement, apologizing for making the racist Tweet. She issued the statement today to South African paper, The Star, a day after she was fired by IAC. The apology below...
Too late.......Words cannot express how sorry I am, and how necessary it is for me to apologize to the people of South Africa, who I have offended due to a needless and careless tweet. There is an AIDS crisis taking place in this country, that we read about in America, but do not live with or face on a continuous basis. Unfortunately, it is terribly easy to be cavalier about an epidemic that one has never witnessed firsthand.For being insensitive to this crisis — which does not discriminate by race, gender or sexual orientation, but which terrifies us all uniformly — and to the millions of people living with the virus, I am ashamed.This is my father’s country, and I was born here. I cherish my ties to South Africa and my frequent visits, but I am in anguish knowing that my remarks have caused pain to so many people here; my family, friends and fellow South Africans. I am very sorry for the pain I caused.
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Rihanna shades the heck out of Chris Brown
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On Sunday night Rihanna's cousin re-posted a hilariously disrespectful meme (viral humorous image) on Instagram featuring Chris Brown & Rihanna. And instead of overlooking it, Rihanna couldn't resist co-signing. See her reply below...
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Mariah Carey: I'm not having any more kids
During an appearance on Watch What Happens Live, the 44 year old singer was asked by a fan caller whether or not she and Nick were planning to have more children...
If Nick could have the babies himself, then yeah, bring 'em on. We love kids...Mariah answered.Here's the thing: This is real. I'm responsible for the kids for like forever. I look at it like, they didn't ask for this lifestyle but here they are.To anyone who has ever carried twins, it is a totally different experience...You don't even know who you are. I had a very difficult pregnancy, but I was alone most of the time. We love Nick, but he's working. He's the hardest-working man in show business.
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Jennifer Hudson's new dramatic weightloss !
Pictures of Jennifer Hudson displaying all of her boney glory has surfaced and of course everyone has an opinion on her weight loss, with some expressing thoughts that she’s too thin. It’s true that Jennifer looks even slimmer than usual, but it’s because she had to lose weight for a new movie titled ”The Inevitable Defeat of Mister & Pete”, where she plays a heroin addict.
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Merry Christmas Everyone!
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Chocolate dress made from chocolate packets
Creativity at its best
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